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Strange Behavior of Woody

Ha-Ha-Ha-HA-Ha, I could often hear him off in the woods near the ranch house.  Now and then I would spot a bit of red moving up and down the side of a dead tree that was still standing.  In the spring and summer I could only hear him — Ha-Ha-Ha- HA-Ha – because the green foliage kept him well hidden. 

 

This winter is different somehow, it was along toward the end of January I noticed when I would go to the door leading to the porch several large birds would take flight from the yard in front.  I’m used to the Bluebirds, the Cardinals and the Black-Capped Chickadees, but these were larger.  No, they weren’t the occasional Dove or Quail that visit the yard, they were even larger than that.  It happened several more times and I finally got a longer glance at them flying away and saw a prominent white spot in the middle of their backs as they flew off. 

 

It was not until later one day that I drove up the long shaded drive to the ranch house, and I knew what they were.  As I slowly drove in, the gravel crunching under my tires, I saw them before they heard me.  Five Red-Headed Woodpeckers were waltzing around the yard pecking the ground.  It was like some strange ritual dance — 1, 2, peck, peck … circle, circle, 1, 2, peck, peck … then again.  Those five red heads bobbing up and down in the grass were quite a sight.  I’ve never seen a Woodpecker do that, I take that back, I’ve never seen five woodpeckers together, much less doing anything like that.

 

They came and went over the next week and slowly their numbers dwindled until there was only one solitary Woodpecker circling the yard pecking away.  Well, that’s the story and I still don’t know what they were pecking at.  I just assume the lawn in front of the ranch house has some insect delicacies those Woodpeckers could not resist.  If you know what was going on, please tell me, I’d sure love to know what they were up to.

 

Blue Popcorn Explosion!

I love living in the country and will probably never move back to the city.  There are things you can see here that you never will in the city, like what happened one morning this fall while I was on the porch drinking coffee.   I witnessed an explosion of Blue Popcorn!  

Several years ago I read some articles about attracting more songbirds to the area around the house.  There have always been a lot of Cardinals pecking around, in the winter you can see little red dots all through the brown and gray woods.  That got started with me collecting the pumpkins from a close friend and my neighbor’s post-fall and Halloween decorations, splitting them open and scattering them around the yard.  As the seeds dried, the Cardinals convened in mass and had a major convention on the fading green of the yard and in the meadow beyond.  I also found some great recipes for attracting all types of wild birds on the internet like the Wild Bird Seed Recipes you’ll find here.

Well, anyway I read an article about creating a Bluebird trail (not those pesky Blue Jays who like to dive bomb you and your pet in spring when you set out to cross the yard, these are a very different bird).  Bluebirds are especially pretty, with wings of a pastel powder blue contrasting with a chest full of rusty reds like a Robin’s breast.  I set out on my new project by cutting a number of cedar posts from the old hardwood forest on the west end of my place.  Then I bid on and won some Bluebird houses on eBay.  (You can also find good ones at Home Depot and Wal-Mart.)  After they arrived on our trusty Big Brown delivery van, I put up 5 houses at the prescribed height and distance from each other – okay, I did crowd them a little – well, I wanted to be able to see them, didn’t I?!

Since then I’ve been watching Mom and Pop Bluebirds setting up residence each spring and summer.  And best of all, this particular morning all the little ones sprung from two of the little cedar houses in an Explosion of Blue!  Now you might think that’s the end of the story, but you’d be wrong.

Mr. Black enters the story here – yes, Mr. Black, the same feral ebony cat I took in, in the freezing cold of winter year before last.  The same Mr. Black  I have fed and raised as if one of my own, also witnessed the sea of Blue fluttering down from the nest, bobbing up and down, up and down, desperately trying to gain altitude on their first flight, bouncing across the brown grass lawn like Blue popcorn.  I could just see him from the corner of my eye — startled by his motion, Blackie and I simultaneously leaped from the porch.  I was in my winter long-john underwear and knocked over the table getting up and over went my fresh brewed cup of Sam Choy’s volcano roast Kona, scratch that, “ROYAL KONA from the Big Island” coffee.  There I was, racing around the yard trying to prevent Mr. Black from having a Bluebird muffin feast right before my eyes.  I was able to grab Blackie and place him inside the ranch house screen door so he could watch but not participate in the lawn activities.  

Momma and Poppa and  all the little ones finally achieved their goal of flight that morning, I’m happy to say, and even though Mr. Black wasn’t happy, he did get to witness a once in a lifetime event.   I guess you won’t be seeing a commotion like that  at the crack of dawn in the city, will you!

Comanche Flock Raids Ranch!

No, there’s not a pack of wild Indians circling the ranch house whooping and hollering, killing the men and raping the women.  I said a “flock”, that’s birds, and there’s not really any Comanche Indians either, just birds acting like them.  I haven’t written much about the birds round here lately, but now some interesting things have been happening that I want to tell you about. 

 The weather’s still cold here and we’re hoping spring is just round the corner.  There isn’t a lot of food available with the insects thinned out and grain eaten up, so the birds are having a hard time this time of year trying to find substance.  I guess the shortage of food has caused this large flock of birds to descend on the ranch’s small bird feeders.  A neighbor calls them Grackles, I wasn’t sure, they were just large black birds to me.  Anyway, one day no black birds, the next day THOUSANDS appeared.  I’m not kidding, it was like the grasshopper plague of the twenties and thirties. They not only were like wild Indians, they are big bullies and crowded out all the other birds from all my feeders.  I quickly got on the internet and looked for ideas.  Birder’s World gave these seven suggestions.

 1.  Don’t use tray feeders or feeders with platforms that allow grackles to land.

2.  Make your feeders unappealing by shortening or removing perches.

3.  Use dedicated finch feeders that dispense thistle (nyjer) seed.

4.  Reduce the amount of seed that birds throw out by offering black-oil sunflower or hulled  sunflower seed.

5.   Give safflower a try.

6.   Protect your suet.

7.   When all else fails, adjust your attitude.   After all, Common Grackles are native to North America, their plumage is iridescent and, as you can see at left, often beautiful, and they’re actually pretty interesting. For starters, they have dramatic communicative displays. Also, remember that they eat a wide variety of foods. About 30 percent of their diet is insects, including grubs that are troublesome for your lawn, and beetles and caterpillars that destroy your plants.

And if that doesn’t make you feel better, take comfort in the fact that time is on your side: If your yard is a grackle-migration stopover, just wait. The big bullies will be gone in a few weeks.

 I tried some of these suggestions and some have worked a little but no great success yet.  If you have any ideas please let me know and I’ll pass the information along to all our friends in the neighborhood. Thanks for listening.

There’s A Frog In My Bowl!

 

The Ranch Porch

The Ranch Porch

 

Daisy, my ranching neighbor’s dog, is a cute little black stray.  She is always welcome here at the ranch house, and truth be known, spends more time as our porch guard than at my neighbor’s house.  In the winter as it is now, she sleeps beside my bed and is rewarded as a night watchman/person/femaledoggie (its hard being politically correct these days) with a milk bone each morning. Sometime a homemade doggie treat is appreciated even more.  (To get some great homemade dog treat recipes Click Here!)  I keep fresh water for Daisy and the two cats, Mr. Black and Leo in the kitchen and out on the porch.

 

This morning someone left Daisy a surprise.  As I looked out the kitchen window, Daisy was standing near the water bowl giving out little growleywolfflebarks and scratching the porch in front of the bowl with her front paws.  When I went outside to see what all the commotion was about I saw the BIGGEST BULLFROG I ever saw.  How he was transported from down by the pond to Daisy’s water bowl I can’t say for sure, but there he was staring at Daisy as she barked, growled and pawed the porch boards.  Then without any warning he leaped up and over Daisy’s head and disappeared into the tall grass, which had to be farther than Mark Twain’s famous Calaveras County’s Notorious Jumping frog ever jumped.  

 

I would have suspected Mr. Black, our mouser extraordinaire, right off except for one thing — the frog was alive!!  Mr. Black often will leave a mouse or a snake or some other unfortunate creature laid out on our “Wipe Your Paws” door mat, their lifeless bodies looking for all the world like the friendly undertaker “Digger O’Dell” had prepared them for presentation to their immediate family.  I guess we should all be thankful we escaped this encounter without warts   Have a great day and God bless.

 

Country Cooking – Apricot Fried Pies

I’m up early today, having left the TV on with the CNN talking heads blathering endlessly all night.  I drifted in and out like tides between sweet slumber and the twilight edge of a conscious shore.  I was never near enough to awaken and turn the set off nor really ever near any kind of deep sleep.  I think the only “REM” (rapid eye movement) stage sleep I achieved was probably spent dreaming of Wolf Blitzer’s assertion that President Obama helped deliver 8 babies to his children’s new cock-a-poo pooch.  

 

When I finally did wake and CNN’s resident curmudgeon Jack Cafferty announced that one of his recent poles indicated that 35% of us don’t have any real confidence that this bailout plan will work, well, not exactly news to us is it?   I do hope it’s only reflecting Jack’s ever persistent pessimism though, don’t you?  Well anyway, you guessed it, after that proclamation,  I couldn’t go back to sleep. 

 

Hunger rules here, more often than I’m likely to admit, and I’ve been thinking about my Mom’s fried pies lately.  The cafe up in Wolfe City made a feeble attempt at cooking some the other day and I tried them and they weren’t anything like I remembered.  I decided to try and make some good ones, so here I am,  a crazy but hungry fool at three in the morning rolling out pie dough.  I like apricot best, and with that crispy layered crust made by endlessly folding the dough with a little butter between layers. 

 

Now, while all this is going on Leo (the boss cat) and Daisy (my neighbor’s dog who usually spends the night) are sitting side by side at the edge of the kitchen peeking in, Daisy’s head turned slightly to the side as if questioning my sanity and Leo with a broad grin like he thinks I’m preparing fricassee mouse.  

Oh!  You’d love the ranch this time of year with fall gone and winter in full swing, everything you never thought of happens INSIDE, yes, and sometimes in the middle of the night. 

Remind me some time when I’m not so hungry and I’ll tell you how I was able to make some of those great buttery garlicy cheesy biscuits that you get at Red Lobster, the ones you want to just gobble down one after another until you aren’t hungry for the main course any more.  Meanwhile, if you’re like me and like to make recipes just like your favorite restaurant, only at home and for a lot less money, check out this site (Click Here!), it’s a keeper.  Well, so long for now — I’ve got a dozen fried pies to eat. 

Careful What You Ask For

We have a new alarm clock out here since September 1st (opening day of Dove season) – POW!!! BANG, POW, POW!!!!!!  Guns blazing starting at daylight!  Oh well….that’s country living.

 

Most mornings I take a long walk, and today’s venture had a bit of excitement.  Daisy, my neighbor’s dog, joins me at the front gate most mornings when she sees me coming up the long drive from the ranch house, and leads out, pacing herself at my slower speed, about 75 yards ahead.  From behind she reminds me of an old ‘47 Chevy a friend of mine used to have.  It had a bent frame and looked like it was going down the road sideways, which is the way Daisy looks from behind.  Her right rear legs are offset to the right of her front by several inches as she makes her way down the road so you can see her entire left flank.   

Anyway, as we neared a bend in the road….UP JUMPED BOB, a resident Bobcat (not at all the domestic type you may know). The wild creature went charging cross the road in a blurrrr of speed and agility only a few possess. Well, Daisy, older but not always wiser, fell in and followed closely behind, jerking and zig-zagging through the field, with wild flowers dusting the air with their pollen as the two zoomed back and fourth, in and out.  It was over almost as soon as it started as Bob vanished in the underbrush. 

  

I’m smiling now just thinking…BOY!! what a surprise it would have been, had Daisy actually caught Bob.  I can just see it in my mind…the great cloud of dust, with claws, paws, and Daisy yelps with fur aflying.  A little like Yosemite Sam catching up to the Whirling Dervish, I think.